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     PassionforWriting updated 1 month, 3 weeks ago 3 Members · 5 Posts
  • PassionforWriting

    Member
    November 23, 2021 at 12:00 am

    Last week, I attempted to write something about nothing,

    And I did it well.

    I wrote something, and definitely not nothing,

    But the something I wrote about was close to nothing.

    I mean, it’s hard to create something out of nothing,

    Do you agree?

    And right now, I told myself that I must write this humor piece talking about ‘something out of nothing’ as it was already cooking in my head on Shabbos.

    So here I am to show it off!

    How do you create something out of nothing?

    Do you create something out of something or something out of nothing?

    Hard, philosophical question, no?

    And what happens if your something that you’re in middle of creating dries up?

    Is the product still from something or from nothing?

    And if it’s from nothing, then how did you do it?

    Oh, I see you’re stifling a yawn, trying to wrap your head around the absurdity of this poem!

    Or maybe you’re laughing?

    Coughing?

    Scratching your head?

    Well, you must be doing something,

    Not nothing because you’re reading this.

    Or maybe you’re not even sure what you’re reading about anymore,

    because neither am I!

    Maybe these words are swishing in your head, creating a headache.

    Maybe these words are just, well, words??

    But we need words to create something out of nothing.

    Even silly, funny and weird words.

    Because this would not have been written if not for words!

    And words are very powerful because they turn your nothing into a very big something!

    A special,

    Meaningful,

    Inspiring something.

    So go – – yes you go – – and write something even if it’s out of nothing!!

  • riva pomerantz

    Administrator
    November 23, 2021 at 12:30 am

    I love this, @passionforwriting , and yes, I’m laughing out loud because you crafted this adorable piece from the most delicious somethings and nothings and getting it out on “paper” is a tremendous achievement! Thank you for sharing this with us today!

    • PassionforWriting

      Member
      November 24, 2021 at 1:34 am

      Aww!! Thank you @rivariva !! I’m thrilled and honored that it gave you a little chuckle!!

  • Mommy’s Writing

    Member
    November 23, 2021 at 10:55 am

    Great job, passion! You inspired me to sit down and write something right now. Even though I have a lot of other somethings to do, I’m going to ignore them and sit with my nothing. Thanks so much.

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