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     YoungMom updated 1 week, 5 days ago 10 Members · 23 Posts
  • All Over The Place

    Member
    December 28, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    What would you be?

    Let’s answer in poem form.

    Let’s keep it short.

  • All Over The Place

    Member
    December 28, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    I’d be a set of tongs. Or at the rate my memory is going, a sifter. But I’m trying to compose a lil poem.

  • Brocha

    Member
    December 28, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Haiku for you:

    I would be a cup,

    Holding, sharing, pouring life.

    Keeping, giving love.

    • Sarah

      Member
      December 28, 2021 at 10:55 pm

      That’s really nice @brocha !

  • Sarah

    Member
    December 28, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    Ok @allovertheplace , brace yourself for silly.

    With apologies to the Bard.

    Although it be opposite of what the challenge be,

    The gadget ye ought never be–I prithee,

    Is that villain Kuch Leffel, dost thou see?

    Little good cometh from stirring things up,

    Far better keepeth thy mouth farshtupt.

    Stay out of troubles that surely aren’t thine,

    Bring folks together to bonds so fine using that great hero Butcher’s twine.

    • All Over The Place

      Member
      December 28, 2021 at 9:44 pm

      LOL @mamaschlez !

      Keep Shakespare outta the kitchen. He may have written mean plays, but I’m sure he’s a nasty cook!!!

    • Sarah

      Member
      December 28, 2021 at 11:08 pm

      Cooked up quite a few plots in language that makes every high schooler plotz. 🙃

    • HappiWriter

      Member
      December 31, 2021 at 4:58 pm

      😉👍

  • PassionforWriting

    Member
    December 28, 2021 at 11:30 pm

    If I’d be a kitchen gadget, I’d be a…

    Pan.

    A pan holds many foods to sauté,

    My emotions loom around me,

    They swish and swirl all day,

    That I want to shout GET AWAY!!

  • Meira

    Member
    December 29, 2021 at 1:34 am

    😂😂

    I’m cracking up from this thread. Such a great idea.

    I love all your kitchen gadgets. Here’s one for you:

    Little packets are over-rated

    They make messes, to say the least

    Like when you painstakingly try to rip open

    that ketchup packet with your teeth …

    And then it squirts and spurts all over

    Your newly washed and dry-cleaned outfit

    Go get yourself a condiment gun

    (Yes, it’s a real thing, you can go google it)

    “Hey you, hands up, or I’ll shoot!”

    A hotdog and hamburger bullseye

    The yellow mustard and red ketchup –

    Who’s the good guy and the bad guy?

    • Sarah

      Member
      December 29, 2021 at 1:58 am

      Lol! @meira I actually did look it up! Hysterical!

    • All Over The Place

      Member
      December 29, 2021 at 3:09 am

      @meira thanks for adding a gag gift to my collection!!! I already know who I’m gifting this to! Hint: a mom with a bunch of ketchup squirters…

    • HappiWriter

      Member
      December 31, 2021 at 4:59 pm

      🤩

  • Meira

    Member
    December 31, 2021 at 2:44 am

    Thank you @mamaschlez and @allovertheplace

    🙂

  • riva pomerantz

    Administrator
    January 2, 2022 at 11:01 am

    LOVING this thread, ladies!!!!! And me?….

    I think I’d be a teapot

    Nice and fresh, piping hot.

    Care to share a cup of tea,

    Pour and schmooze along with me.

    Cozy sweetness, yours to share

    Get a handle on your cares.

    Biscuit, please, and sugar, too,

    I’d like to spend the day with you.

  • Fayge Y.

    Member
    January 3, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    I can’t wrap my head around

    the challenge of this thread

    Those pieces on the floor

    Are the explosions of my head

    But someone once asked Yaffa Ganz,

    “If you’re on a desert island

    and can have but one appliance

    what would you like on hand?”

    So I guess I’ll be her answer

    (and till one twenty Hashem please bless her)

    The kitchen gadget I’d be

    Is the useful food processor.

    (Note: I don’t like the meter of the last word but I won’t overthink this.)

  • YoungMom

    Member
    January 6, 2022 at 12:36 am

    I’d be a food scale

    And weigh my words

    Before I speak

    And my thoughts before I think

    I would weigh the minutes

    To assess the time

    I would way my strength

    And realize I have enough

    To try

    • HappiWriter

      Member
      January 6, 2022 at 4:52 pm

      Love this! 💖

    • YoungMom

      Member
      January 6, 2022 at 9:19 pm

      Thanks!

      Just realized it has a little typo

      I would weigh my strengths

  • Meira

    Member
    January 10, 2022 at 3:13 pm

    @youngmom , this is great!

    • YoungMom

      Member
      January 10, 2022 at 3:53 pm

      Thanks!

  • Rochel L.

    Member
    January 10, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    This thread is just too cute!

    Hmmm,I would be,

    The humble dishtowel!

    I would love for that to be me,

    I could help by wiping and warming

    those left shivering on the drying rack,

    I could help by mopping up,

    those drip trails and the messy glop,

    And I could just be there,

    for the occasional “onion induced” tear!

    • YoungMom

      Member
      January 11, 2022 at 12:09 am

      Cute!

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