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  • I got company… but not the kind I expected.

     PassionforWriting updated 6 months, 2 weeks ago 5 Members · 11 Posts
  • PassionforWriting

    Member
    March 7, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Hi all! So I here’s some comic relief for you all. Writing humor is not my strong point, but I tried and hope it’s somewhat funny and not corny! Can’t wait to hear from you ๐Ÿ™‚

    So I’ve been a little bored… no – change that to very bored and feeling low.. I try calling some people, texting them, but I guess they’re busy…

    Fast-forward 20 minutes: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results. So, I decided to open my book and continue it. Good, no? I’m reading it, enjoying and loving the intensity, conflict and raw emotions – definitely up my alley! But then… I’m jolted, and my attention is cut off by a loud, rude noise. I feel a bit repulsed, but I look at the number on my screen. I don’t recognize, but I still pick it up – because, hey! – I’ve got some company. I press the “talk” button and say “hello.” I hear someone talking about my car warranty (which I don’t own, but okay) that’s about to expire. I hang up the phone and just laugh! I definitely didn’t expect to get a call from a telemarketer, but, hey – I did get a call. I laugh at my excitement… from a telemarketer… I laugh out loud – inwardly and outwardly – because it is funny. Out of all people, look who came to my rescue and who kept me “company” for a mere 5 seconds? And I had this experience more than once, so I can laugh about it. I laugh each time I think about it. Maybe I’ll even try to start a conversation about why, my non-existent car’s warranty is up. Stay tuned! ๐Ÿ˜…

  • riva pomerantz

    Administrator
    March 8, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    Omg, @passionforwriting , I LOVED this! I love how Hashem sent you a telemarketer and you were able to see the humor in that situation, because hey! Life is about the little things, right? And I’m so glad you posted this to all your friends on Masterpiece, because this was truly adorable. Thank goodness for car warranties, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Novice

    Member
    March 9, 2021 at 6:22 am

    This was a fun read, Passion ๐Ÿ™‚

    • PassionforWriting

      Member
      March 10, 2021 at 1:01 am

      Thank you, @novice !! So happy you enjoyed it ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Novice

      Member
      March 10, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      Yeah, I really did. It actually reminds me of the kind of articles they print in the last page of the Family first – not sure what the title of that article is.

    • PassionforWriting

      Member
      March 11, 2021 at 1:07 am

      Aww, thanks!! I think I know what you mean. Is it Musings or Windows?

  • Sury

    Member
    March 10, 2021 at 11:48 am

    Lol! This is hilarious, @passionforwriting ! Thanks for adding some humor to my day๐Ÿ˜

  • Shaindy

    Member
    April 11, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    What I love so much about this is your ability to see/find humor in this! What I love about Masterpiece so much besides all the wonderful ideas and reading is that it actually makes me think. Thank You PassionforWriting. Thank you Riva. Thank you fellow Masterpiecers!

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